Wednesday, August 1, 2007

Gilbert, Oh Gilbert!


Won't you come to Cleveland for a ring? Yes, Washington can offer you an extra year on the max deal. An extra year of what? Mediocrity! Why not come to Cleveland, a young but experienced team ready to take a leap to the land of rings, champagne and banners.

You can:
1) Play with one of the rare superstars who shares the ball
2) Re-unite with Larry Hughes, the Ying to your Yang
3) Save on cost of living in Cleveland. Cleveland and Washington are both cold so just spend the offseason in Arizona or Cali
4) Go to a contender that is missing exactly what you're bringing; shooting, ball pressure, someone with ice in their veins, someone with the talent to stand side by side with the King. England has a King (or will when the Queen croaks) and a Prime Minister. Hell, that could be your nickname. I like it better than Agent Zero. The King and The Prime Minister.

C'mon Gil...Gil! Ask Ray Allen and Michael Redd how their max deals turned out for them. Come to C-Town.

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